The oldest light varies more on one side
The CMB low-ℓ variance dipole is significant in this pipeline: A = 0.102 toward (l,b) = (221°, −24°), p < 0.005 — zero of 200 ΛCDM realizations exceeded the observed amplitude, so 200 sims cap the reportable significance near 2.6σ. Single configuration; no second pipeline, cleaning or mask has confirmed it.
CORRECTED 2026-07-26: the registered 'p = 0.000' is not supportable from 200 realizations and manufactured unearned confidence — the resolution floor is 1/201 = 0.005.
Falsify-box — how to kill this claim
Verification record — every quoted number, re-run 2026-07-09
| quantity | measured | verdict |
|---|---|---|
| variance dipole amplitude | A = 0.102 toward (l,b) = (221°, −24°) | MATCH |
| significance | p < 0.005 — 0 of 200 sims; the floor, not a measured p-value | MATCH |
| registered value, superseded | p = 0.000 — unsupportable from 200 realizations | MATCH |
| independent confirmation | none — one cleaning, one mask, one estimator | MATCH |
Provenance
script status: PRESENT
datasets: Planck SMICA · claim-scripts (downloadable from /data — run it yourself)
re-run: 2026-07-09
Edges
Status, honestly
CORRECTED 2026-07-26 by the kill-test sweep; the audit flag it carried is resolved. This status was assigned by hand from the public re-run audit above — it is a judgement made from that evidence, not a number this site computed for itself. What cannot move it is authority: no vote, endorsement, or say-so, from anyone including the maintainer. Independent reproduction would move it; nothing else will.
What this claim's own script draws. These are David Thompson's committed outputs — the same plots the script regenerates on any machine that runs it.