No simple-box cosmic topology works: across torus, Dirichlet, and Neumann boundary conditions the simulated even/odd parity ratio stays at 0.97-1.05 — no box reproduces the sky's odd-parity preference.
Every simple compact-box boundary condition was simulated; none produces the observed odd-parity excess (which ΛCDM itself yields with probability 0.6% in the corner combination). The box hypothesis is dead by its own test battery.
AUTOPSY REPORT — killed (self, the most honored outcome here)
Date: 2026-07-09 · Epitaph: "Every simple box was tried — torus, Dirichlet, Neumann — and none makes the sky's odd-parity preference; no matched circles back a compact box either. The box died; the corner-observer question survived it."
Falsify-box — how to kill this claim
Verification record — every quoted number, re-run 2026-07-09
| quantity | measured | verdict |
|---|---|---|
| box-family parity ratio | 0.97-1.05 across all boundary conditions | MATCH |
| ΛCDM corner probability | 0.6% | MATCH |
| headline verdict | no box makes odd parity | MATCH |
Provenance
script status: PRESENT
datasets: ΛCDM simulations · Planck/WMAP low-ℓ parity · claim-scripts (downloadable from /data — run it yourself)
re-run: 2026-07-09
Status, honestly
kill test fired: no boundary condition reproduces odd parity. Status here is computed from evidence — the author cannot set it, and neither can we. Independent reproduction would move it; nothing else will.
What this claim's own script draws. These are the founder's committed outputs — the same plots the script regenerates on any machine that runs it.
